I’m currently sitting in the UK’s centre of all things Wi-Fi, Brighton.

Specifically, I’ve been in Grand Central, a pub opposite the station, for a couple of hours now, where I’m taking advantage of their free Wi-Fi connection to catch up on some e-mail and have a chat with a few pals and business contacts on IM. I’m even getting a bit of writing done.

But I’ve noticed there are problems for the solitary Wi-Fier – how do I put it? Sometimes you need a wee-wee, and you don’t want to leave your laptop unattended.

The answer, according to my friend Paul Silver is a T-shirt with a kangaroo pocket, so you can stuff your laptop and associated valuables into it when you need to answer the call of nature. Perhaps it’s an idea for the looseconnection.com Web site (the folks who set up this wonderful free Net access).

I’m afraid the conversation then took a turn for the worse… with the Wi-Fier’s catheter/hosepipe for those who seriously never want to leave their seat.

A tip for 2004′s fashions and accessories – remember, you heard it on Dangerous Thinking first!

This weekend I started reading my third Haruki Murakami novel – Hard-boiled Wonderland and the End of the World – only to find a pile of (my first) Japanese spam when I opened up Outlook earlier. Spooky!

I think I need to sit in a well to think about it.

Sam and I were privileged to be at the evening party for Glenn and Sophia’s wedding yesterday.

We had a great time! Thanks so much for asking us.

We hope your life together goes from strength to strength.

Here I am!

My brain is incapable of any Dangerous Thinking today – it has turned into a half-cooked suet pudding in this heat.

But who’s complaining!